the smell of the pirates water vest

NO BC YOU'RE LITERALLY KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!? I want to write SONNETS about this vest. I want to FROLIC in this vest. I want to GO ON THE PIRATES RIDE AT 3PM IN THE AFTERNOON in this vest!!!! I bow down!!! 

• shaila is 5'6 and wearing a size S
  
• tee is VERY stretchy
• size S: 18" length, 16" width
• size M: 19" length, 18" width
• size L: 20" length, 20" width
• PAIRED WITH the star tours shorts and the neverland boxy tee
  

fabric is polyester, rayon and spandex with little to no stretch